AFRICAN DATING TIP #8

Those things your mother never told you.
Written by Napoleon Dagana

For some strange reasons, most girls grow up being closer to their fathers than their mothers. They prefer to confide certain secrets in their fathers rather than their mothers. So it is that they end up missing what their mothers normally would have told them about life because there is a limit to what a father can tell his daughter – no matter how close.

So for you tomboys who prefer your fathers to your mothers here are some of the things your mother failed to tell you while you were growing up.

1. Never love a man more than he loves you. If you show a man that you love him more than he loves you chances are that he will take advantage of your vulnerability. He will break your tender heart at the drop of a hat. There is nothing wrong with loving a man, but keep part of your love – for a rainy day.
2. Do not lose what attracted you to him in the first place. Was it your shape, height, bust, legs or what was it that attracted you so much to him. If you don’t know already, please find out tonight. If, for instance, it was your smile that bought him over and you suddenly become a “frownmaniac” because of circumstances then you are in for a rude shock.
3. Never tell anybody, including yourself, that your husband is a good for nothing asshole and that you are merely doing your best to keep this marriage together. Every marriage is exactly like yours except that some are even worse. The only difference is that having gone into it voluntarily with your eyes wide open, you should be prepared to accept the bye-products with your eyes and mouth closed. Even when you have had no meal all day and the children are crying, tell whoever cares to listen that you are having a ball – that your husband is the best person that God created in this evil world.
4. Don’t push your husband out of your house. What you don’t know is that no sane person would have good food in the house and go outside to eat junk food. So in addition to being a very good cook, you must go out of your way to keep the house tidy, but above all satisfy him sexually – yes that is what I said. Quote me!